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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bacon Fetish Much?


So...it seems there is a Bacon fetish going around. A virtual virus of the smoked goodness. As you already know, I'm infected; always have been. But these things that people are coming up with are either pure genius or totally fucking psycho about the "candy meat". It's pretty redick. Let's take a look see...

Bacon Candyland

This looks yummy and right up my alley! Cinnamon Bacon Roll...


Pretty dumb. Unless it shoots bacon bullets that actually kill pigeon zombie rat of the sky

Bacon Lollipops! Sure why not?

Ever had that bacon beer? I'd drink that shit outta this...

Ok...the man that makes this for me for breakfast shall be my next husband...
Bacon "cone" filled with scrambled eggs and topped with a biscuit and gravy?!

Vegetarians! You can spray it on EVERYTHING!!!

Bet you these don't make you toot

Woah. Dream drink. I'm thinking, bacon vodka, splash of liquid caramel and a piece of chocolate dipped bacon as garnish with a smoked gray sea salt rim. Over the top.

What said future husband might look like in a bacon tux.

Just so you don't loose the flavor while picking the bacon from your teeth...

This is just stupid.

Only if you can eat it while wearing it around your neck!

This is supposed to be bacon jam. What a revelation!

And of course, I'm wearing one right now

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Volcano Muffins

PICTURE THIS:

Cornbread muffins with bacon, caramelized onions and apples, and a nice warm volcano of goat cheese in the middle.


(There they are, need better camera and better lighting...still learning)

This recipe will please kids and adults alike. Great accompaniment to a traditional bbq (think ribs, kale coleslaw, bbq beans, maybe some chili...oohhhh....yeeeaahhh)

RECIPE: makes 16-20 small-ish "muffs"

Cornbread Muffins:

1 cup all purpose flour
1 cup fine ground cornmeal

1/2 cup sugar (please don't substitute with your hippy agave nectar or sucanat. I'll punch you, seriously)
1 tblspn Baking Powder
3/4 tblspn salt
2 cups buttermilk
3/4 cup canola or vegetable oil
1 egg

-Combine flour, cornmeal, sugar, salt and baking powder in bowl and mix thoroughly with a whisk.


-Combine buttermilk, oil, and egg in a separate bowl and mix thoroughly with a whisk.

-Pour wet ingredients slowly into dry ingredients bowl, mixing at the same time. If you want to use an electric mixer, turn it on slow, however it is not necessary to use one unless you are complete pussy.
Batter should be smooth and completely integrated. Set aside.

Caramelized onions and apples:
I prefer to use a really tart apple such as Granny Smith, but if in season, Honeycrisp Apples are the BOMB.


1 red onion, small dice
2 Granny Smith apples, small dice

Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a pan over medium-high heat and add onions and apples. Cook until "caramelized" (nice and brown, but not burned). Remove from pan and set aside.

Bacon:

Duh. Lay out 6 strips of bacon on a cookie tray or sheetpan and bake in oven for 4 minutes each side, or done to your liking. (if you're into burned bacon, you never know). Remove from over, set aside.
Once cooled, crumble bacon with your hands (sexy)

Add the bacon, apples, and onions to the raw batter and stir thoroughly.

Ok, now we need to construct these muffins.
-Butter your muffin pans or spray a good amount of cooking spray into each of the muffin holes.

-Scoop just a small amount of batter into each one, coming roughly a 1/3 way up the tin.
-Get out your goat cheese (an eight ounce log of Chevre should be perfect) and break off a piece about a quarter size, and place in each of the half-constructed muffins.
-Then scoop another small amount of the batter on top of the cheese, just covering it.
-Place in pre-heated oven at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes, or until golden brown and done.

You should eat these bad boys within 10 minutes of baking, or re-heat before re-enjoying.


*i've made these in several different incarnations, you can try jalapeno, corn and cheddar and bacon.
Chive, gruyer , and bacon.
Let your imagination go. it rules.

GET THIS BOOK!!!

I just received my copy of Pork and Sons in the mail. WOW. I mean, Phaidon press has always outdone other publishers as far as the sheer sexiness and subject matters they cover (can you tell I collect books?) but this one really takes the cake.



It is written by Stephane Reynaud, a Super Chef in his own right. He grew up in Saint-Agreve in France, where his grandfather Francois Barbe was the village butcher.He slaughtered his first pig at age 7 (major metal points) and has continued the family tradition of curing and aging, sausage making and pate creating drool-inspiring goodness.





All the recipes in this book include the entire pig and completely reflect the beauty and pay respectful homage to said animal. I would do unspeakable things to dine at his restaurant Villa9trois in France. I'm just sayin...

BUY IT

I HAVE JOINED THE WORLD OF FOOD MEGANERDOM

It's true. The elusive pig:




And my trusty knife...



Not the greatest pics but you get the idea. Tattoo's done by the lovely Hannah Miller, the baddest bitch in town.